She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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