Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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