yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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