Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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