we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
How many fucks given?
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