What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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