I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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