have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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