The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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