period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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