You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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