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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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