Sry I called you an 8
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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