can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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