i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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