so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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