i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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