how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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