i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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