Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
