Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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