Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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