i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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