Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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