you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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