We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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