why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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