I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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