i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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