I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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