i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Panties = found
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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