his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I love having hate sex.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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