You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
