After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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