The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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