Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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