How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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