Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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