i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Randomize
