Only a mothe r could love this liver
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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