Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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