Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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