do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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