..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i was born a porn star she said
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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