I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
operation harelip BJ is a go
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
