Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
