"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
