if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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