...so i touched it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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