we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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