She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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