Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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