What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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