he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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