big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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